Sportsday 2009 (: Sports day was 2 days ago. finally over! *phew. and guess which house won? =P yup, YELLOW BAYBAY. poor blue house. :( HAHAHA! anyway, i took part in the.. 200m race(hmph) and the 4x100 one.
got 2nd for 4x100. I only get 2 medals so far. One for cross country and the other one for that 4x100 ~ heh. ANYWAY! congrats wernxin for being the AHEM "SPORTSWOMAN" of the year xDxD
=)! wth i look freaking weird in this picture xD
aite i shall end this boring short post now heee :D ciao pigbutts
Monday, March 23, 2009
Dear Wernxin, I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it when I threw up in your sock drawer in the closet and I saw you carve your initials into your 'My Little Pony' collection. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that your smell makes me vomit. I'm returning your old New Kids On The Block blanket to you, but I'll keep the oil tank from your car as a memory. You should also know that I hate your cooking and you should stop picking your nose. Greetings to your frog Amadeus, Hazel.
TAGGED BY WERNXIN
This is what you do!
Dear (someone you recently talked to), I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that (10) and (11). (12), (Your name)
1) What's the color of your shirt? Blue - I'm in love with your cat Red - Our affair is over White - I’m joining the Convent Black -Our romance is over Green- Our socks don't match Grey - You're a leprechaun Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy Pink - Your nostrils are insulting Brown - The mafia wants you No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month? January - That night you picked your nose February -When I quoted Forest Gump March - When your dwarf bit me April - When I tripped on peanut butter May - When I finally changed my underwear June - When you put cuffs on me July – When I saw the purple monkey August - When you smacked my ass September - Last year when you peed your pants October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub November - When your dog bit my leg December - When I threw up in your sock drawer
3) Which food do you prefer? Tacos - In your apartment Chicken- In your car Pasta - Outside of your office Hamburgers - Under the bus Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner Lasagna - In your closet Kebab - With Jean Chrétien Seafood - In a clown suit Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert Pizza - At the mental hospital Hot dog - Under a street light Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks? Yellow - Ignore Red - Put whipped cream on Black - Hit on Blue - Knock out Purple - Pour syrup on White - Carve your initials into Grey - Pull the clothes off Brown - bite off Orange - Castrate Pink - Pull the pants off of Barefoot - Sit on Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear? Black - My boyfriend White - My father Grey – The Catholic Priest Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie Purple - My corned beef hash Red – My knee caps Blue - My salt-beef bucket Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana Orange - My Blink 182 cd Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV? One Tree Hill - Senile Heroes- Frostbitten Lost - High Simpsons- Cowardly The news - Scarred American Idol - Masochistic Family Guy - Open Top Model - Middle-class Annat -shamed
7) Your mood right now? Happy - How awful you are Sad - How boring you are Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men Angry - That your smell makes me vomit Depressed – That we’re related Excited - That I may pee my pants Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you Worried - That your Ford sucks Apathetic - That you need a sex-change Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom? White - Your toe ring Yellow - Your love letters to me Red - The pictures from Vegas Black - Your pet rock Blue - The couch cushions Green - Your car Orange - Your false teeth Brown - Your nose hair clippers Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket Pink - The cut toenails Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear
9) The first letter of your first name? A/B - My virginity C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it E/F - Your neighbors dog G/H - The oil tank from your car I/J - Your left ear K/L - The results of that blood-sample M/N - Your glass eye O/P - My common sense Q/R - Your mom S/T - Your collection of butterflies U/V - Your criminal record W/X – Your sucide note Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name? A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass C/D - Always will remember the pep talks E/F -Never will forget that night G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard. I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly K/L - Hate your cooking M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet S/T - Always wanted to break your legs U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart W/X - Haven’t showered in a month Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink? Wine- Our friendship is ruined Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo Milk - The apartment building is on fire Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war. Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation? Thailand – Warm tingly sensations Australia - Greetings to your frog Amadeus France - Love always Spain - With tears of sadness China – You make me sick Germany – Please don’t hurt me Japan - Go milk a cow Greece - Your everlasting enemy USA - Best of luck on the sex change Egypt – Kiss my butt England - Go drown yourself
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
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hey :) had this 'workshop' thing in school yesterday and this morning. its for Standard 5 and 6's..
it was *hmm* okay la. heeeeee :)
the first period was English. Tha teacher was nice. and blabla other stuff
ok anyway, after english at about 10, we had our ..breakfast. We ate Roti Canai :D umm yummy.
After we eat, We washed our hands and went back to class. And its BM time (:
The teacher was super funnnyy!(not really. but for me.) HAHA idk why but i laughd like HELL O___O
i dont have the picture because i didnt dare to take a picture of him,heh. sorry.
We learnt how to write Nilai Murni;s. and some other bm things.
lalala. then schools over =p
I followed WernXin home. oh wait wait wait. Before that, We went to Mcdonalds. mm,yummy ;p
okey THEN, we sent Soraya home. x)
wernxin,me and soraya's body.
ouh yea.. Wernxin got stomachache after that. so sad. :(
Later..
Wernxin,WernCher and aunty Jessica came over to my place.
And to fetch me home too. Werncher came for a band practise actually. But, Nicholas ffk-ed again. HAHA funny. okaaaay anyway.
Wernxin had a BAD BAD BAD stomachache. fooooood poisoning =O=O!
shes like "OWWWW-ing" everywhere.. O_O
and she needs to put the HONG YEW on her tummy. phew' stinks~
chao-chao.
She slept on my grandma's hard bed after that. And i hadta watch her sleep.
after that, her mother hatta send her home.. =(
THE NEXT DAY, we had 'workshop' again. The Science teacher couldn't make it soooo..
we did Mindmap and some other science worksheets.
ohh HEHE take a look at this picture Shareena edited.
My "school" science teacher, MR SHAWN. HAHAHA i know right. okayokayokay, enough of the MR SHAWN. (:
We ate Nasi Lemak after Science class. *burp
After that, We have the Mathematics seminar. The teacher is SUPER DOOPERLY funny. hehe. He dress like a magician man o.o! seriously. And so, we solved some maths problems and also watched some funny video clips.
blablabla. And then schools over.=p
I followed WernXin home again. Annycia followed us too. This time, we wenta KFC to buy foood. cheeezy wedges. masssssh potatoes. Chicken. AAAHH. anyway, here;s a picture of wernxin ordering. (:
:) hahahaha. theres still somemore pictures but i have to go, sleep. so..
*end
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
HAHA wernxin look so cute!
what a lame picture;
hi guys. (: 6 days ago(Friday).. I went for this 'Leadership Camp' for school. umm, yeah i had fun :D Over there, we went Pond Rafting! omg. it was the BOMB. XD heh. anyway, we also getta float in the pond! (: with our life jacketies on. HAHA right. ...Our trainers were Mr Aaron Tan (Sir Tan) , Mr Jasper and Ms Loo. They were very fun and funny :D Our Chalets didnt have any carpets but its so unfair that the others have =O and there were loadsa ants and cicak shit everywhere. AND AND AND. my roxy slippers were infected by ANTSSSS O.O ohmy goodness. and Aunty Jasper was soo scared -.- cc guy. ( we call him aunty jasper just for fun. cause he cc one =p) We also played some games there. Am in group C with Wernxin(leader), Sabheena, Yining, Xi Wen,Rachel Leong and Benjamin x) THEY WERE REALLY cool people you know :D We went for Night walk too. omg slippery like O.O O.O O.O and scary too x/ and During the walk, we saw a tortoise HAHA. funny. =/ We slept at about 1 something. before that, Ms Julia told us stories. lol and then Nicole And Yining had nose bleeedd x.x DIE DIE DIE. jkjkjks. after that.(the next day) .. we had Treasure hunt ! (: Our team had the green colour clues thingy.. omg so hard to find! Aunty Jasper and Ms LOO~ haih. laugh somemore! go and hide under bricks, under A SHOE? , inside the bushes, inside the tyre tyre thr what the~ anyway gtg! ciao for now.
loves, me.
*edited*(:
ThatGirl.♥
A more detailed biography here.
Hazel here :)
December 22nd. Capricorn .
loves family& Friends.
a Parawhore.
22nd December, my big day. =D
=)
KHOR WERN XIN !
my bestest-test friend. :D
bwaahaaar!
I love Hot Chocolate.!
:)
Sportsday 2009 (: Sports day was 2 days ago. finally over! *phew. and guess which house won? =P yup, YELLOW BAYBAY. poor blue house. :( HAHAHA! anyway, i took part in the.. 200m race(hmph) and the 4x100 one.
got 2nd for 4x100. I only get 2 medals so far. One for cross country and the other one for that 4x100 ~ heh. ANYWAY! congrats wernxin for being the AHEM "SPORTSWOMAN" of the year xDxD
=)! wth i look freaking weird in this picture xD
aite i shall end this boring short post now heee :D ciao pigbutts
Monday, March 23, 2009
Dear Wernxin, I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it when I threw up in your sock drawer in the closet and I saw you carve your initials into your 'My Little Pony' collection. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that your smell makes me vomit. I'm returning your old New Kids On The Block blanket to you, but I'll keep the oil tank from your car as a memory. You should also know that I hate your cooking and you should stop picking your nose. Greetings to your frog Amadeus, Hazel.
TAGGED BY WERNXIN
This is what you do!
Dear (someone you recently talked to), I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that (10) and (11). (12), (Your name)
1) What's the color of your shirt? Blue - I'm in love with your cat Red - Our affair is over White - I’m joining the Convent Black -Our romance is over Green- Our socks don't match Grey - You're a leprechaun Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy Pink - Your nostrils are insulting Brown - The mafia wants you No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month? January - That night you picked your nose February -When I quoted Forest Gump March - When your dwarf bit me April - When I tripped on peanut butter May - When I finally changed my underwear June - When you put cuffs on me July – When I saw the purple monkey August - When you smacked my ass September - Last year when you peed your pants October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub November - When your dog bit my leg December - When I threw up in your sock drawer
3) Which food do you prefer? Tacos - In your apartment Chicken- In your car Pasta - Outside of your office Hamburgers - Under the bus Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner Lasagna - In your closet Kebab - With Jean Chrétien Seafood - In a clown suit Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert Pizza - At the mental hospital Hot dog - Under a street light Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks? Yellow - Ignore Red - Put whipped cream on Black - Hit on Blue - Knock out Purple - Pour syrup on White - Carve your initials into Grey - Pull the clothes off Brown - bite off Orange - Castrate Pink - Pull the pants off of Barefoot - Sit on Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear? Black - My boyfriend White - My father Grey – The Catholic Priest Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie Purple - My corned beef hash Red – My knee caps Blue - My salt-beef bucket Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana Orange - My Blink 182 cd Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV? One Tree Hill - Senile Heroes- Frostbitten Lost - High Simpsons- Cowardly The news - Scarred American Idol - Masochistic Family Guy - Open Top Model - Middle-class Annat -shamed
7) Your mood right now? Happy - How awful you are Sad - How boring you are Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men Angry - That your smell makes me vomit Depressed – That we’re related Excited - That I may pee my pants Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you Worried - That your Ford sucks Apathetic - That you need a sex-change Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom? White - Your toe ring Yellow - Your love letters to me Red - The pictures from Vegas Black - Your pet rock Blue - The couch cushions Green - Your car Orange - Your false teeth Brown - Your nose hair clippers Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket Pink - The cut toenails Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear
9) The first letter of your first name? A/B - My virginity C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it E/F - Your neighbors dog G/H - The oil tank from your car I/J - Your left ear K/L - The results of that blood-sample M/N - Your glass eye O/P - My common sense Q/R - Your mom S/T - Your collection of butterflies U/V - Your criminal record W/X – Your sucide note Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name? A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass C/D - Always will remember the pep talks E/F -Never will forget that night G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard. I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly K/L - Hate your cooking M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet S/T - Always wanted to break your legs U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart W/X - Haven’t showered in a month Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink? Wine- Our friendship is ruined Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo Milk - The apartment building is on fire Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war. Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation? Thailand – Warm tingly sensations Australia - Greetings to your frog Amadeus France - Love always Spain - With tears of sadness China – You make me sick Germany – Please don’t hurt me Japan - Go milk a cow Greece - Your everlasting enemy USA - Best of luck on the sex change Egypt – Kiss my butt England - Go drown yourself
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
...
..
hey :) had this 'workshop' thing in school yesterday and this morning. its for Standard 5 and 6's..
it was *hmm* okay la. heeeeee :)
the first period was English. Tha teacher was nice. and blabla other stuff
ok anyway, after english at about 10, we had our ..breakfast. We ate Roti Canai :D umm yummy.
After we eat, We washed our hands and went back to class. And its BM time (:
The teacher was super funnnyy!(not really. but for me.) HAHA idk why but i laughd like HELL O___O
i dont have the picture because i didnt dare to take a picture of him,heh. sorry.
We learnt how to write Nilai Murni;s. and some other bm things.
lalala. then schools over =p
I followed WernXin home. oh wait wait wait. Before that, We went to Mcdonalds. mm,yummy ;p
okey THEN, we sent Soraya home. x)
wernxin,me and soraya's body.
ouh yea.. Wernxin got stomachache after that. so sad. :(
Later..
Wernxin,WernCher and aunty Jessica came over to my place.
And to fetch me home too. Werncher came for a band practise actually. But, Nicholas ffk-ed again. HAHA funny. okaaaay anyway.
Wernxin had a BAD BAD BAD stomachache. fooooood poisoning =O=O!
shes like "OWWWW-ing" everywhere.. O_O
and she needs to put the HONG YEW on her tummy. phew' stinks~
chao-chao.
She slept on my grandma's hard bed after that. And i hadta watch her sleep.
after that, her mother hatta send her home.. =(
THE NEXT DAY, we had 'workshop' again. The Science teacher couldn't make it soooo..
we did Mindmap and some other science worksheets.
ohh HEHE take a look at this picture Shareena edited.
My "school" science teacher, MR SHAWN. HAHAHA i know right. okayokayokay, enough of the MR SHAWN. (:
We ate Nasi Lemak after Science class. *burp
After that, We have the Mathematics seminar. The teacher is SUPER DOOPERLY funny. hehe. He dress like a magician man o.o! seriously. And so, we solved some maths problems and also watched some funny video clips.
blablabla. And then schools over.=p
I followed WernXin home again. Annycia followed us too. This time, we wenta KFC to buy foood. cheeezy wedges. masssssh potatoes. Chicken. AAAHH. anyway, here;s a picture of wernxin ordering. (:
:) hahahaha. theres still somemore pictures but i have to go, sleep. so..
*end
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
HAHA wernxin look so cute!
what a lame picture;
hi guys. (: 6 days ago(Friday).. I went for this 'Leadership Camp' for school. umm, yeah i had fun :D Over there, we went Pond Rafting! omg. it was the BOMB. XD heh. anyway, we also getta float in the pond! (: with our life jacketies on. HAHA right. ...Our trainers were Mr Aaron Tan (Sir Tan) , Mr Jasper and Ms Loo. They were very fun and funny :D Our Chalets didnt have any carpets but its so unfair that the others have =O and there were loadsa ants and cicak shit everywhere. AND AND AND. my roxy slippers were infected by ANTSSSS O.O ohmy goodness. and Aunty Jasper was soo scared -.- cc guy. ( we call him aunty jasper just for fun. cause he cc one =p) We also played some games there. Am in group C with Wernxin(leader), Sabheena, Yining, Xi Wen,Rachel Leong and Benjamin x) THEY WERE REALLY cool people you know :D We went for Night walk too. omg slippery like O.O O.O O.O and scary too x/ and During the walk, we saw a tortoise HAHA. funny. =/ We slept at about 1 something. before that, Ms Julia told us stories. lol and then Nicole And Yining had nose bleeedd x.x DIE DIE DIE. jkjkjks. after that.(the next day) .. we had Treasure hunt ! (: Our team had the green colour clues thingy.. omg so hard to find! Aunty Jasper and Ms LOO~ haih. laugh somemore! go and hide under bricks, under A SHOE? , inside the bushes, inside the tyre tyre thr what the~ anyway gtg! ciao for now.